str8 chillin' kid .
~ Sunday, May 27 ~
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While I was getting ready for church this morning

  • Mom: Here, where dat yehllow shat with that black tin.
  • Little Sister: Ewww mommy. It doesn't even go together.
  • Mom: What ah you talking? Everytin mashes wit black. Black is best friends with yehllow sef. BLACK AH YEHLLOW BLACK AH YEHLLOW BLACK AH YEHLLOW BLACK AH YEHLLOW

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heyfunniest: Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

heyfunniest:

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

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~ Saturday, May 26 ~
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i have so many pet peeves but no one will ever know . its not that they are mysterious or special but for some reason i fail at voicing them to the offender(s) . maybe it will change .

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~ Wednesday, May 23 ~
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Prom King is too mainstream

thatnigeriankid:

Im running for Prom Chief  *shifts agbada*


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fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:

Proud Family Movie: Dance Off


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~ Tuesday, May 22 ~
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ralphdgamf: starkidwholived: kimburrit0: I was helping my little brother Where the fuck does jack come from That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.   You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?


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dinner tonight for a friend’s birthday , this should be fun .


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brujas:

ima-sloth:

Can’t watch, will cry.

fucking same

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~ Monday, May 21 ~
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“ I will hurt you for this. The day will come when you think you’re safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you will know the debt is paid.
— Tyrion Lannister (via hervacationh0me)

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“nicki , nicki , nicki , put it in your kidney !”

my favorite line from 2 Chainz . yes , i am aware that rarely anything with substance comes out of his mouth when he raps but you have to admit that he is a catchy mo’fo !

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